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I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001.

I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001.
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I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001.

“I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001.”
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