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I just have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking.
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Having siblings is weird because one minute you want to strangle them, and later you're singing dramatic duets together.
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When I make mistakes, my best friend is like.
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The next time your wife gets angry, drape a towel over her shoulders like a cape and say Now you're SUPER ANGRY. Maybe she'll laugh. Maybe you'll die.
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I may look calm. But in my head, I've killed you about five times.
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The world would be a nicer place if everyone took a chill pill. It would get even better if some of them choked on it.
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To all those people who make me laugh and smile: I couldn't live without you.
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Think of a number between 0 and 20 and add 32 to it. Multiply by 2, subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It's dark, isn't it?
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I SWEAR we are fighting two pandemics: coronavirus and stupidity.
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Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever.
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A birthday is a day to celebrate that you haven't died in the last year.
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We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up... After I finish laughing...
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A Poem About Work: Coffee. Blah blah blah. Drive home. Wine.
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I wonder if clouds will look down on us and say, "Hey, look, that one is shaped like an idiot."
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Learn to laugh. Seriousness is a sin, and it's a disease. Laughter has tremendous beauty, a lightness. It will bring lightness to you, and it will give you wings to fly.
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Your husband will always be your biggest and oldest child that requires the most adult supervision.
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I want to achieve this level of happiness.
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I wish my friends' houses were connected to mine by secret tunnels.
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That most wasted of days is one without laughter.
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I hope I never go to jail because I haven't memorized a phone number since 2001.
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The hacker was so disappointed in my bank account. He started going to fund my page.
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Don't forget to drink water and get some sun. You're basically a houseplant with more complicated emotions.
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Laughter relieves stress, anxiety, and depression and reduces the risk of cancer, which is why a sense of humor is attractive and healthy!
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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down by being told to calm down.
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The lights in my house were flickering, and my dad said, "What's draining the lights?" and I said, "It's me; I'm getting stronger." Then the lights went out. My dad is a bit scared of me now.
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